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Five Second Flex
One tiny question, one tiny reward, no essay required.
Today's story
One fresh story every 24 hours. The Guild has opinions.
Find the exact thing
Beauty references, products, shades, artists and screen looks.
GOODIE GUILD RPG
Pick a situation. Spend Energy. See what happens.
Featured Jobs rotate, Flash Jobs change, Open Cases offer different approaches, and your Inventory can change outcomes.
YOUR STATUS
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WELCOME TO GOODIE GUILD
The weird internet, rebuilt as a social browser game.
Create a persona, play Jobs, build Reputation, collect strange little things, customize your profile and bother your friends in harmless ways.
🎮 Browser RPG
👥 Social profiles
🎁 Goodies
🧠 Quizzes
📼 Old-internet energy
PLAY
Pick a situation.
Spend Energy, earn XP and Reputation, and occasionally find something worth keeping.
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OPEN CASES
Bounty Board
World objectives with old browser-game bounty energy, without targeting other players. Pick an approach, take the risk, and close each Case once per day.
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WATCH
Reality, reviewed.
Recaps, receipts, best looks, worst decisions and audience verdicts. The first full episode recap can drop into this structure without redesigning the page.
Previously, unfortunately...
What happened, what mattered, who had a point, who absolutely did not, and the moment we need to discuss.
Receipts DeskRed Flag CountUser Verdict
@ReceiptsDesk is taking notes.
Timelines, contradictions and evidence can become recurring modules inside every recap.
@ChampagneGoodie picks the look.
Episode beauty and fashion moments can link directly into 411 when we know the products.
411
The beauty reference desk.
Search products, shades, artists, screen looks and exact references without digging through twenty tabs.
Screen Look File
Face · foundation, concealer, powder
Eyes · shadow, liner, mascara
Lips · product and shade
Source · where the information came from
Find the exact thing.
ShowCharacterMakeup ArtistBrandShade
QUIZZES
Quiz Arcade
Daily trivia, personality results, nostalgia and useful little matchers. Quizzes are one of the biggest XP earners in Goodie Guild.
Daily challenge resets in --
TODAY'S CHALLENGE
Five Second Flex
BROWSE
Results stay on your account, and completed quizzes can always be taken again.
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NOSTALGIA · 45 XP
How Old Is Your Internet Brain?
Your online instincts have a timestamp. This will find it.
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ARCHETYPE · 50 XP
Which Goodie Guild Archetype Are You?
Receipts Department, Professional Lurker, Group Chat Instigator or Elegant Menace.
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RELATIONSHIPS · 45 XP
What Kind of Texter Are You?
The double-text, the essay, the reaction-only reply or the vanishing act.
411
BEAUTY · 40 XP
Find Your Lipstick Mood
Comfort, staying power, polish or shine. Your 411 lane is waiting.
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ZODIAC-ISH · 45 XP
Your Cosmic Group Chat Role
No birth chart required. We are judging the energy, not your paperwork.
INVENTORY
What's in your bag?
Use consumables, activate boosts, feature favorites, or sell unwanted items for Gems.
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HOW ITEMS WORK
The game will tell you when something applies.
On Play, relevant items appear directly under a Job. If you are short on Energy and have Emergency Coffee, Goodie Guild will point it out. Active boosts are consumed automatically when an eligible Job uses them.
COLLECTIONS
Keep the weird little things.
Collectible sets, usable inventory, active boosts and profile-worthy trophies.
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THE BOOTH
One new story every 24 hours.
Read it. Judge it. Pick a side. Come back tomorrow.
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BLOG
Things worth clicking on.
Edits, guides, objects of interest and whatever the Guild is currently overthinking.
Goodie Guild may earn a commission when you shop through qualifying affiliate links. Recommendations are selected independently; a commission does not change the price you pay.
THE PICKS
Things worth considering
RANKINGS
Reputation Rankings.
See which real players are climbing the Guild. STAFF characters do not compete.
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SETTINGS
Your account and public persona.
Profile Appearance changes what other people see. Account details stay private.
PROFILE APPEARANCE
👁 These changes are public.
Your avatar, profile skin and zodiac are shown to other members when they visit your profile.
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@you
Zodiac not set
Classic Guild profile
Avatar
This avatar appears beside your handle around Goodie Guild and on your public profile.
Custom avatar
Custom avatars unlock publicly after 7 days and Level 2. Limited testing is available to approved test accounts.
PROFILE SKINS
Starter colors are free. Special skins can drop from play/social actions or unlock through achievements. Unlocking never auto-equips a skin.
SOCIAL + GAMING LINKS
BIRTHDAY + ZODIAC
Month and day only. Goodie Guild never asks for your birth year. Your zodiac sign is assigned automatically.
ACCOUNT
🔒 Screen-share protection
Sensitive account details are masked by default. Browsers cannot reliably tell Goodie Guild when you are sharing your screen, so the full address stays hidden until you deliberately choose to edit it.
A confirmation email may be required before the new address becomes active.
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INVITE FRIENDS
Bring somebody into the Guild.
Copy your personal invite link and send it however you want. When someone joins through it, you automatically become friends.
SOUND
Interface sounds
Tiny taps, pops, chimes, item cues, Goodie sounds, friend cues, notifications and rare-drop sounds.
GUILD RADIO
Music is always opt-in.
Guild Radio has 7 tracks loaded. It never autoplays. Opening it does not start music, and every fresh page load starts at 30% volume.
NOTIFICATIONS
Your notifications.
The menu shows only the newest few. Older notices live here so the popup never becomes an endless scroll.
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INNER CIRCLE
Friends
Up to eight belong in the spotlight.Friend requests
TROPHY CASE
PINNED
RECENT ACTIVITY